Apple Inc. AAPL 1.81% earnings are always heavily scrutinized on social media. There are plenty of thoughtful and constructive comments discussing the nuances of the company’s quarter. And then there’s … the rest.

Here is just a small sampling of 10 of the more outlandish tweets following Apple’s disappointing Q4 report.

There were plenty of tweets criticizing CEO Tim Cook following the report. This guy, for example, said he is a dragon.

If you were thinking of getting a smartwatch this holiday season, you missed your chance. The smartwatch market has officially imploded.

Everyone who bought an iPhone 7 will be devastated to hear the news that it’s actually identical to the first iPhone model released back in 2007!

And of course, quarter after quarter, Apple’s future as the world’s largest and most successful company can be succinctly summarized in one word.

Some people offered up suggestions for new features for the iPhone 8.

Others turned…

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